#203725 - The dad replies, Only if you suck my dick. The first says Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean? The Second guy says Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH' A guy is horny a hell - but broke. The boy asked, Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12? The dad replied, The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one

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